BREAKING: One of Biden’s dogs poops inside White House hallway

According to a new report from the associated press, one of President Biden’s dogs pooped inside the White House.

The incident occurred earlier today in the hallway outside the Diplomatic Reception Room, just off the South Lawn.

It was not specified whether Major or Champ was guilty of pooping in the White House.

The incident comes shortly after younger German Shepherd Major has been involved in another biting incident.

According to Jill Biden’s press secretary Michael LaRosa, Major “nipped someone while on a walk.”

The incident did not result in an injury.

Major was sent away from the White House weeks ago after aggressive behavior and another biting incident.

He returned last week after receiving additional training.